Legal Notice to All Comment Posters

[But first a note to the rest of you: had to turn comment moderation on, it was getting thick.]

Welcome to my blog, Darth BunnyWabbit. Comments are now moderated, but that's okay, you can still post your links to keylogger sites, ponzi schemes and hawt videos of emo boys

WITH THE FOLLOWING PROVISIONS.

By submitting a comment to this blog, the Commenter ("Commenter") (i.e. you) agrees to the following terms and conditions as set forth herein by blog author Darth BunnyWabbit (hereinafter "DBW"). This contract applies only to Commenter(s) posting links in Unacceptable Format, as defined herein. All definitions herein shall take precedence over any definitions found in dictionaries, spellcheck utilities or applicable local, federal and international statutes. "Unacceptable Format" as used herein shall mean all links to keylogger, phisher, spammer, hacker, malware and other malicious sites, as well as any site DBW does not like, along with any url that does not have the word "roflcopters" or a Shakespeare quote in between the dot and the terminating multi-letter url suffixy-ish thing.

By posting said comments in Unacceptable Format, Commenter hereby agrees that Commenter is a bottom dwelling scum sucking lowlife criminal. Commenter agrees that it is guilty of criminal acts in the State of California, the United States of America, the City and County of San Francisco and all applicable jurisdictions. Commenter waives all rights to trial by jury or court trial and by accepting this contract by posting a comment with a link in Unacceptable Format, Commenter accepts all guilt, responsibility and liability for commission of said criminal acts, as well as any other acts which might be made illegal by statutes passed in the future. Commenter further agrees to waive all applicable statute(s) of limitations. Commenter agrees that DBW is entitled to full and complete ownership of any bank accounts, real property and especially computers that Commenter owns or in which Commenter has vested or unvested interest. Commenter agrees to pay all legal fees incurred in determining whether or not this contract is enforceable, for any parties who care to read a lengthy legal research memo, including friends and business associates of DBW, and said research memos are to be completed in not less than fifty billable hours, and are to contain tables of contents and authorities. Commenter further agrees to hire legal professionals of DBW's choosing to incur billable hours determining whether the previous research memoranda were any good. Commenter agrees that it is a satanic junkie pedophile whose mother performs all sex acts listed in Urban Dictionary daily. Commenter agrees that any mediation, arbitration, or other alternative dispute resolution of this matter must only be conducted by a trier of fact wearing a tie or scarf with a blue and green pattern, and any findings by trier(s) of fact not suitable attired shall be null, void and unenforceable, unless DBW agrees that they seem fair.

TO ACCEPT THIS CONTRACT FULLY AND WITHOUT RESERVATION, post your comment containing links in Unacceptable Format below. Thank you, and have a nice day.